Thursday, June 01, 2006
Tonight after surfing (which was most excellent, if I must say) I decided to take a shower to wash off all the briny sea water. In the process, I somehow managed to get a substantial quantity of Head & Shoulders in my left eye. How? I have no idea. What I do know is that it hurt like hell.My track record isn't looking so hot lately...
At least your blog is living up to its namesake! Though you most certainly are wrecking yourself at an amazing pace these days. It was all the sex you didn't have on the beach when Ginger last visited. Of this, I am sure.
More likely is that it is just you...and the full moon...and being you...and California. And I still find it endearing.
I know exactly how you feel, yesterday I was gardening and I accidentally crushed my nuts in a vice grip. I can't have kids now but I feel like it makes a pretty good story.
Sex on the beach? How does Kelly know about that?
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