my own worst enemy

Exhibits BC and BD

Thursday, June 01, 2006

Further proof that I am my own worst enemy.

Exhibit BC: Sometime last weekend I misplaced my sunglasses. I assumed that I left them at work on Friday evening, so I thought little of it. Come Tuesday I find they are not at work. Last night I start looking everywhere I can think of, but to no avail. Later, I toss a load of laundry into the dryer and notice it's making an unusually amount of noise. Further inspection reveals my sunglasses inside the dryer, broken across the nose and missing a lens. Why did I ever throw them in my hamper? Why?? Because I am my own worst enemy.

Exhibit BD: On the way to work today I filled up the tank with gas and decided to wash my windshields. As soon as I finish I look down to see the entire right half of my tan shirt is wet and covered in black gunk. Guess who leaned up against his oil-refinery-soot covered car? Yup. Luckily I got most of it out with a paper towel and water, but half my shirt was wet for about 2 hours.

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