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The Desperado Slayer

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Ever downed a CJ's Golden Domer? Think finishing that 1-pound burger was quite an accomplishment? Do ya? HUH? Well you're an ant compared to this man! Armed with nothing but hiw two hands and his pearly whites, he single-handedly devoured the 2-pound beast of a burger known as The Desperado.

Designed to serve a family of four, the Desperado hangs off the edges of a standard dinner plate, requires 6 slices of cheese, and its bun top comes on a separate plate. Women swoon in its presence, men lose control of their bladders, and children flee in terror. But one man stood his ground and laid waste to his worthy opponent. This is that man:

Our hero with Desperado in belly.

After finishing the last morsel he was overheard saying, "I am all that is man!" Known as Matthias by his friends, he will live on in legend as The Deperado Slayer.

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  1. Blogger Lizett! | 9:03 PM |  

    Matthias is my hero. Although, to be fair, I could probably eat two of those.

  2. Blogger Janine | 11:41 AM |  

    Hey Goat--thanks for the shout-out on the "Friends of Friends" list. "Oh, the places Janine'll go...." does sound kinda naughty, though :)
    enjoy the weekend.

  3. Blogger Goat | 2:26 PM |  

    Hey, it's your title. Personally, it made me think of the Dr. Seuss book, but apparently you have a sick mind.

    Sick-o.

    :-p

  4. Blogger Janine | 4:53 PM |  

    Ha! You're right. I named my blog in reference to "Oh, the places you'll go", which is why it's "Oh, the places I'll go". Now, "Oh, the places Janine'll go" well, people may not connect that with Dr. Seuss. And that's not a reflection of my character :)
    But I like your spin.
    Speaking of spin--the class takes place on specialized stationary bikes that allow you to adjust the tension ("climbing hills"). And I'll be back on my mountain bike when Michigan thaws. :)

  5. Blogger Goat | 5:39 PM |  

    Sounds awesome. I just got into road biking last fall while I was stuck in Northern Virginia. I haven't done much recently, but I'm hoping once the days get longer I'll get to ride more often. What kinds of sun sets at 5pm? At least LA isn't frozen. My commute would be pure hell then.

    btw - You must be as bored as I am if you're checking your and my blog comments this often.

  6. Blogger Stephanie | 7:46 AM |  

    Scott, Janine, I'd introduce the two of you if I hadn't seen you have already met! That's very weird. I still haven't been able to put up links in my blog (I swear, Scott, I put it in just as you said!), but someday you will both be linked there and it will be beautiful.

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