Monday, December 19, 2005
The monkey gods of fate smiled upon me for a brief moment with the reward of tickets to the Fiesta Bowl, but their smiles turned into evil grins as they flung the feces of misfortune at my face and took the tickets back. Damn you, monkey gods! DAMN YOU!So it turns out the Ticket Office emailed my buddy Mike last Friday stated clearly that he had won a pair of tickets; yet today he received a FedEx-ed letter stating that he had indeed not won. What kind of shitty work is this? We have some incompetent dolts working at our fair University.
i have no sympathy whatsoever for you. none. after that gloating rubbing-it-in-my-face post you made last week about having achieved ticket possession...you asked for this to happen. know what humility is? look it up. you are your own worst enemy.
actually, i feel like doing my own little victory dance now, but i won't.
would you like an apple pie with that?
Wow. Such animosity from someone who, if I remember correctly, wasn't even trying to get tickets to the Fiesta Bowl. Of course, I'm probably remembering incorrectly and will be reminded post haste.
Ding! Fries are done.
This sounds like a problem that was on my Contracts final... you should sue them for the tickets.
I work at burger king making flame broiled whoppers
I wear paper hats
Ooooooo... brutal!
Regardless, I predict awesomeness in the sunny city of Tempe. Good times are sure to be had!
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