my own worst enemy

Behind the writing of Pamela Anderson's letter

Monday, January 16, 2006

My roommate found the following article written in response to Pamela Anderson's recent letter to Kentucky governor Ernie Fletcher on the removal of Colonel Sander's bust from the state capitol building.

Anderson wrote the letter with the help of People for the Ethical Treatment of animals. PETA stepped in an rewrote the letter after finding it contained no verbs and was littered with misplaced commas and semicolons. When questioned about her lack of grammar, Anderson curtly replied saying, "I used the semicolons so that people wouldn't doubt my writing skills. A semicolon is like a neon sign that says, 'Back off; I'm smart.'" Whether Anderson realized that her "neon sign" would have actually included the lauded semicolon is unknown.

The source of the article is unknown, but is believed to be written by a short man with spiky blond hair and voice that cracks occassionally. Whoever he is, he is a literary genius.

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