my own worst enemy

113% Better Than You!

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

ND 49, BYU 23. That's right, bitches. Our football team is 113% better than BYU. But it doesn't stop there:

• ND men are 113% more manly than BYU men.
• ND women are 113% hotter than BYU women.
• ND band is 113% better than the BYU band.
• ND dining hall food is 113% more delicious than BYU dining hall grub.
• ND grass is 113% greener than BYU grass.
• ND dirt is 113% softer than BYU dirt.
• ND high fives are 113% higher than BYU high fives (notice hands above the goalpost)
  

Okay, maybe a little harsh on BYU; but they just happen to be the whipping boy of the week. So all you BYU folks out there, stop whining. Or I will kick you in the junk.

Isn't it nice to kick some ass in a football game (especially one where we're supposed to?). Thank Jebus the days of worrying about the BYUs, Stanfords and Purdues of the world are over. I can honestly say that I'm not even that worried about Tennessee. Tennessee! It was just last year that I thought anyone on our schedule could beat us.

Charlie Weis is my hero.

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