I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you
Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Oh man, I got to go to my first classified meeting today! After four and half months of bureaucratic paper-pushing, my clearance finally arrived last week and now I get to see all kinds of cool shit. But don't ask me to tell you about it. If I did, the government would cause a pack of rabid wombats to appear out of thin air and devour you on the spot. All that would be let is a bloody spot on the floor, just because you wanted to know what I know.
Knowledge is power! Soon you will all be pawns in my evil plan! PAWNS, I TELL YOU!
MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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