Wednesday, October 04, 2006
It's been four days since my car was stolen in Mexico, so I've decided that today I will look at the positives. And go.- Montezuma is finished exacting revenge.
- I don't have to move the Honda for the street sweepers tomorrow
- 4 day weekend!
- Replacement cell phone has arrived and is finally functioning (send me you phone numbers, I lost them all)
- I still have the Mustang. And it's still eff-ing awesome.
- Stanford sucks ass, ensuring a victory for the Irish this weekend.
- Oh-so-delicious Tone Triple Shots will soon be upon us.
- Looking forward to Mothball somehow getting wrecked this weekend.
- Rooster called Mothball's car gay in an email today. That never gets old.
- Rooster's mom is hot (sorry Cahk, that never gets old either)
- Baseball is almost over (Thank Jebus)
- Friday is payday
- Lost is back! (Kate is hot. The sky is blue. All truisms. But not altruisms)
Wow. Goat posts. That. sounds. really. wrong.
And I'm spent.
Plus, you're overlooking the most basic things you've got going for you: your powers.
What powers, you ask?
How 'bout the power of flight? That do anything for you? That's levitation, Holmes.
How bout the power to kill a yak... from two hundred yards away? With MIND BULLETS?!
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